Firefly Zone

Captain's Rules

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The Captain likes being called Sir.
We gotta keep our heads down do the job, and pray there ain't no more suprises. Mal
When all else fails just shoot 'em politely.
Jayne you will keep a civil tongue in your mouth, or I will sew it shut. Mal
There's nothing stupider than killing a fed.
You don't vote on my ship because my ship is not the town rutting hall. Mal
Don't go around and trash talk the ship.
Don't kill anyone if you don't have to.
I do the job and then I get paid. Mal
Toss the dead guy out of the ship.
I live on the edge. Mal
We work before we play. Mal
If the Captain dies the first mate gets his share.
Lose the sir when you're pretending to be married to the Captain.
When you're pretty far from civilization civilized rules get tossed out.
If the ship doesn't have survivors you might find something of value and no complains when you take it.
Holler if help is needed.
If you're dead the Captain can't complain about you screwing up when trying to bypass the booby trap.
Always secure the cargo.
We sniff the air. We don't kiss the dirt. Mal
Let the Captain know if you're going down too quick and likely crash and kill us all.
Mercy is the mark of a good man. Mal
See how I'm not punching him? I think I've grown. Mal
Hit the ground when the shooting starts.
Be sure to ask nicely.
Getting there in the nick of time makes you big damn heroes.
Yeah, but she's our witch, so cut her the hell down. Mal
You don't leave crew behind it's as simple as that.
You don't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like women, I'm a mystery. Mal
Show your appreciation for the big stick thing you're given.
You are gonna be cleaning latrines with your face if you don't cut that out. Mal
I'm not a monster! Mal
Everyone has the right to live and try to kill people.
I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume that I'm an evil, lecherous hump. Mal
A Captain has Captainy things to do.
The Captain calls the shots.
Engine don't turn. Life support won't function. We don't breathe. Mal
This is my boat. They're part of my crew. No one's getting left. Mal
Next time you decide to stab me in the back have the guts to do it to my face. Mal

Shipboard romances complicate things. Mal
Shoot anything that moves unless it's the Captain.
Don't be afraid to speak up when you could use some help.
If you wander around when you're not supposed to you'll get put back in your crate.
I mean, however I may slip you're not gonna catch my crew with their trousers down. Mal
Always make sure you have a working gun.
Always have a fail-safe for when you get double crossed.
The Captain's still Captain even if he's naked.
When the Captain says to get off the bridge get gone.
Don't spit on a man's boat.
You know, not altogether wise sneakin' up on a fella when he's handling his weapon. Mal
It's rude to come aboard without an invite.
Don't leave guns lying around on the floor of the ship.
No touching guns, okay? Mal