Go in as in Inspector to bust your sister out of the
torture chamber disguised as a school.
You don't torture an extraordinary creature of grace unless you're a full on psycho.
It's a good sign when the person you're rescuing recognizes you.
When is door is out use a window.
Those that don't exist have no rank or name.
Always have a sword handy 'cause ya never know when it'll come in handy.
It's not good when the primary buffer panel just falls off the gorram ship for
no apparent reason.
When a part falls of make sure to shave the vector.
Some people get exciteable as to choice when it comes to choosing weapons.
As hard as it may sound there can be such a thing as too many weapons since as a
rule people tend to have two arms.
Just because you don't plan on any shooting during a job doesn't mean there won't
When everything's shiny don't fret.
Wider eyes means fear otherwise you're facing someone that's angry.
Make sure your guns are locked and loaded before going on a job.
To avoid crowds hit during Sunday worship.
If there's fighting drop to the floor or run away. Simon
If anything happens to her, anything at all I swear to you I will get very choked
up. Honestly. There could be tears. Mal
Cashy money is always a good thing to get during a job.
You all wanna be looking very intently at your own belly buttons. I see a head start
to rise, violence is gonna ensure. Mal
No undue fussing when the thing they're after is not yours.
If you're unsure about a word look it up.
When the war's long done the soldiers are just folk.
When asked for an authorization password just start shooting.
The leg is good. It'll bleed plenty and we avoid any unnecessary organs. Mal
A graze looks like you just gave up.
Put the guy out of his misery when the Reavers grab him.
When Reavers are on your tail try a Barn Swallow.
When pissed just punch the one you're pissed at.
Dont' be hasty think things over first.
Zoe, I got bits falling off my ship, I got a crew ain't been paid and, oh, yeah
a powerful need to eat some time this month. Mal
I'll kill a man in a fair fight or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight
or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman or if I'm getting paid. Mostly only when I'm getting paid. Jayne
Kaylee's Helpful Tips
1. Don't talk to the barkers, talk to the captains.
2. You look the captain in the eye know who you're dealing with.
3. You shouldn't ought to be so clean. It's a dead giveaway you don't belong,
you always got be to tidy.
4. Don't pay anybody in advance.
5. And don't ride in anything with a Capissen 38 engine they fall right out of the
We're going on a year now, I had nothing twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries.
Kick the bag under the table when conducting slightly illegal business.
My muscular buttocks it's 40. Jayne
Handcuff the girl who started beating up everyone to avoid it happening again before
figuring out what to do.
You've got some storytelling to do when something totally unexpected happens.
No, now that she's a killer woman we oughta be bringing her tea and dumplings.
She goes wooly again, we're gonna have to put a bullet to her. Jayne
Can I make a suggestion that doesn't involve violence or is this the wrong crowd?
You need to get your bearings when you're flying blinder than usual.
When in doubt talk to Mr Universe.
Hiding ain't a plan? Mal
Hiding only works for a spell.
It's a trap when there isn't any fighting between the two that often butt heads.
Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony, and a plastic rocket, and- Mal
When all else fails say a prayer.
You really have no idea what another person feels about something like the Alliance.
The Alliance wanted to show me a reason they shouldn't have sent an assassin.
Advice from an old tracker. You want to find someone, use your eyes. Mal
Sadly shooting doesn't work when the not moron is wearing full body armor.
Incense isn't always incense.
When in doubt go with a flash bomb.
Always leave false trails.
A person wants to know who they're dealing with.
I start fighting a war, I guarantee you'll see something new. Mal
It's always good to talk instead of getting shot.
Try asking first instead of punching next time.
Don't forget to show the bad before making a move.
I'm on board with our standard run-and-hide scenario. Wash
You can't go far when you have a big hole in ya.
Doing what's right isn't always Christian.
Saying you're sorry doesn't mean a damn thing after murdering a bunch of people
The one that does all the senseless slaughtering gets all the blame.
Muck up the reactor core just enought to leave a trail and make it read like we're
flying without containment, not enough to fry us when desperate.
There's a lot of fine ways to die. I ain't waiting for the Alliance to choose
If you need red pain and can't find any use blood instead.
Make sure to suit up when going on a black rock until it turns out not so much
She is starting to damage my calm. Jayne
Seeing something very disturbing can cause sobbing and retching.
Getting caught in an ion cloud will play merry hob with your radar.
Betrayal for money can end badly like you end up getting a sword run through you.
I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar. Wash
Don't worry when the one that's driving is a leaf on the wind.
Strap yourself in when things get really bumpy.
When all else fails glide in.
Before moving the crates make sure they won't go boom.
Make sure you have grenades handy to throw at the Reavers.
It doesn't hurt to try to be positive when Reavers are coming.
Tell the girl how you feel about her because it could be a great motivator.
Grief can really enrage a person.
Put a bandage on your back if the spine's intact and keep fighting.
Wait until latter to get proper medical attention.
An intact spine is always a good thing.
No peeking when the two finally get together.